Want to bring a bit of comedic relief to your curling club?
Tired of everyone being so serious when throwing the stones?
Let’s hope your fellow curlers have a good sense of humor, or these puns might have them icing you out.
So, warm up that funny bone and get ready to sling those puns like you’re throwing that final stone.
- Curling rocks.
- I never take curling for granite.
- Sheet heads.
- Rock ‘n Roll.
- Curling: Think you got the stones?
- Curling’s a hit.
- Curling is such a b-rush.
- Icy you love curling.
- Hammer time.
- The end is near.
- Curlers can really sweep you off your feet.
- People who think curling isn’t hard are often sorely mistaken.
- Our curling team’s best sweeper is also our best driver. He’s a sweep at the wheel.
- May the FORCE be with… the opposing team.
- Win one with the gripper.
Punny Curling Jokes
All of these curling jokes feature punny punchlines.
Q: What’s the best pick-up line for a curler?
A: Your house or mine?
Q: What do you call a curler with insomnia?
Q: What were you going to say about that end?
A: Nothing. I’m drawing a blank.
Q: What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?
A: Take out.
Q: Why are curlers such great artists?
A: They all know how to draw.
Q: What do you call bugs that never die and love to curl?
Q: What did the curler say when the other curler said she wanted to throw lead?
A: I second.
Q: How do the captains of curling teams get around?
A: They skip.
Q: Why did the curler volunteer to get everyone’s drinks?
A: He loved the tea line.
Q: Why did the curler play dead?
A: She wanted to be buried.
Q: How did the curler respond when his teammate asked how he felt about flashing his shot through the house?
A: “It’s heavy.”
Q: What did the curler say when her teammate asked why she couldn’t get a good push-off?
A: “I just can’t hack it!”
Q: What is a curler’s least favorite condiment?
Well, how did we do? Did you have to biter back laughter or should we put our guard up?
We’re not trying to be heavy-handed or curl your toes.
Spare us the hammer. We’ll slide-r right off.
We just didn’t want to leave you with a blank end.
Just getting started with curling? Check out our beginners guide – Getting Started With Curling.
Looking for some inspiration for your next match? Check out Curling Quotes for Inspiration at the Hacks.